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The Pope Meeting The Trumps is All Of Us
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This international tour that Cantaloupe Caillou is on will not stop providing moments of memes. It will not stop reminding us that we (well, yall. I know who I voted for) have elected Sunburned Stalin to represent us all on the global stage and it is the biggest mistake ever ... Follow the Awesomely Luvvie FB page | The post The Pope Meeting The Trumps is All Of Us appeared first on Awesomely Luvvie. Duplicating this content in entirety is expressly forbidden.
List: 11 Ways That I, a White Man, Am Not Privileged
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1. I didn’t grow up with a silver spoon. That’s right, I had to work for what I’m given. When I went to college, I worked hard for those grades. I didn’t get in on nothing, I took school seriously! I worked each day to pay my rent and my tuition. 2. I earned my job. You think it was easy to get to the job I have now? I didn’t just waltz into it. I had to work my way up to my current position. I came in on time, put in my hours and even had to hang out after work with people I despise. That’s how
Henry Rollins Reads Dr. Seuss
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Henry Rollins Reads Dr. Seuss 16:40 Henry Rollins reads and deconstructs the children's book "Oh, the Places You'll Go!" by the acclaimed children's author Dr. Seuss and points out that maybe one of the places Dr. Seuss needs to go is the 21st century. Check out Henry Rollins new film THE LAST HEIST is in Theaters, on VOD and iTunes on June 17, 2016 Submitted by: Funny Or Die Immortal Keywords: Henry Rollins Dr. Seuss Oh the Places You'll Go de
Is Melania Trump Getting Federally-Funded Side Peen?
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Lemme tell you something. I haven’t started the new season of House of Cards yet because I honestly feel like we’re living in it. Double dose of it might be TEW MUCH. This Trump administration is like Primetime Fuckshit. On the bad part, everything is crumbling and the world is ... Follow the Awesomely Luvvie FB page | The post Is Melania Trump Getting Federally-Funded Side Peen? appeared first on Awesomely Luvvie. Duplicating this content in entirety is expressly forbidden.
Melania Trump is Still Wack But Her Hand Holding Block Game is Strong
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In these times, we must find joy in the most unlikely places. Because half the time I’m just praying for the beast with no neck that the book of Revelations promised us to come down and end the misery of Donald Trump the Shitstain of Life running this place. In ... Follow the Awesomely Luvvie FB page | The post Melania Trump is Still Wack But Her Hand Holding Block Game is Strong appeared first on Awesomely Luvvie. Duplicating this content in entirety is expressly forbidden.
The NATO G7 Summit Group Texts We Won’t Get To See
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In how many countries and at how many occasions can the Fanta Fascist thoroughly embarrass himself and therefore us American citizens? Because, so far this week we have at least 4. The NATO G7 Summit began yesterday and the idiot with our nuclear codes showed up and showed out in ... Follow the Awesomely Luvvie FB page | The post The NATO G7 Summit Group Texts We Won’t Get To See appeared first on Awesomely Luvvie. Duplicating this content in entirety is expressly forbidden.
Jab Harry Met Sejal teaser: Shah Rukh Khan is 'cheap' and funny, Anushka Sharma is innocent
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In the mini trailer, we're introduced to Harry (Shah Rukh Khan), who says he's 'cheap' when it comes to women. Shah Rukh is unwittingly funny in the teaser and it's safe to say that the Raees actor has returned to his forte. On the other hand, we have ...
Watch Alabama women's hilarious take on vacationing with 5 kids during Tropical Storm Cindy - AL.com
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AL.comWatch Alabama women's hilarious take on vacationing with 5 kids during Tropical Storm CindyAL.comSisters Michelle Kent Brakefield and Marsha Kent Roach share their take on vacationing with five Sisters Michelle Kent Brakefield and Marsha Kent Roach share their take on vacationing with five children during Tropical Storm Cindy. (Contributed ...and more
Hilarious mom makes hot new friends at her daughter's college orientation
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Imagine rolling up to college on your first day and your mom is already more popular than you. That is exactly what happened to Twitter user @Avery_Leilani. She posted screenshots of a text with her mother after she was dropped off at her freshman ...
Relatable Royal Prince George Has Stolen the Internet's Heart With His Face Again - TIME
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TIMERelatable Royal Prince George Has Stolen the Internet's Heart With His Face AgainTIMEAt the ripe old age of almost four, Prince George has proved to be one of the most relatable of all young royals. The future king has an expressive face — and an ideal public platform for displaying his deeply-felt emotions. On Saturday, he was front ...and more
Ryan Reynolds' 'Deadpool' Trolls Spiderman & Marvel In The Most Hilarious Way Ever
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Deadpool is one of the few characters on the big screen that gets to tread the thin line between fiction and reality. He regularly broke the fourth wall in his debut movie last year and there is no sign of things changing anytime soon. Ryan Reynolds, his ...
Watch Hilarious 'Wet Hot American Summer: 10 Years Later' Trailer
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The debut trailer for Wet Hot American Summer: 10 Years Later, Netflix's upcoming sequel series, showcases the weird, winding life paths of Camp Firewood's signature misfits. Creators of 'First Day of Camp' on finally getting their highly anticipated all ...
More of DongYan’s sweet and funny banters on Instagam!
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More of DongYan’s sweet and funny banters on Instagam! We can’t get enough of DongYa’s sweet and funny exchange of Banters on Instagram, and we know you guys love it too! so here’s more, Dingdong asking Marian on a date.. Dingdong: I would like ...
Apple’s New iMac Pro Better Turn My House into a Home for that $5,000
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Listen. I’m a fan of Apple products and I have given them A LOT of money over the years. Yesterday was Apple’s annual Worldwide Developer Conference (WWDC) and they announced a new slate of products. You know I was ready to see them offer the same products as last year ... Follow the Awesomely Luvvie FB page | The post Apple’s New iMac Pro Better Turn My House into a Home for that $5,000 appeared first on Awesomely Luvvie. Duplicating this content in entirety is expressly forbi
Among the victims, my kind, funny friend Khadija Saye, and her mum - The Guardian
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The GuardianAmong the victims, my kind, funny friend Khadija Saye, and her mumThe GuardianYou won if you caught them saying something disparaging about you – cruel, but funny. Much of Khadija's heritage is reflected in her most recent artworks. Dwelling: In This Space We Breathe is now showing at the Venice Biennale, and her research work ...Khadija Saye - Dwelling: in this space we breatheKhadija Sayeall 82 news articles
Brendan Fraser’s Review of ‘The Mummy’:
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Brendan Fraser’s Review of ‘The Mummy... One and a half flesh-eating scarabs. Submitted by: Mark Kramer Regular Keywords: mummy movie review brendan fraser movies the mummy tom cruise Views: 14,868
'Joy Division weren't cold. They were down-to-earth and funny' - The Guardian
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The Guardian'Joy Division weren't cold. They were down-to-earth and funny'The GuardianIn late 1978, when I was 13, I started a fanzine called Photophobia, about the independent music scene. It was photocopied and stapled together, and all written by me to begin with. I was a few years too young for punk, but fascinated by what followed,
Disney Couples Therapy: Session Two
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Disney Couples Therapy: Session Two 2:36 As the couples continue to share, they are keenly aware, it’s a contemptuous world after all. Submitted by: Disney Couples Therapy Immortal Keywords: Disney Couples Therapy Disney Couples Therapy: Session One Disney Disney Princess Disney Princesses Princesses Disney Princes Princes Happily Ever After Fairytale Aurora Phillip Sleeping Beauty Disney’s Sleeping Beauty Ariel Eric The Little Mermaid Disney’s The
I’m less sick than before but I’m also less than I was before.
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First off, several of you recently asked if I was tested for Hashimoto’s Disease and so yesterday I asked my doctor when I was in for more blood work and she was like, “Yeah, of course you have Hashimoto’s Disease. … Continue reading →
A timeless musical question, sans question mark: '(What's So Funny 'Bout) Peace, Love and Understanding' - Philly.com
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Philly.comA timeless musical question, sans question mark: '(What's So Funny 'Bout) Peace, Love and Understanding'Philly.comThe song poses a timeless question, though its title does not include a question mark: “(What's So Funny 'Bout) Peace, Love and Understanding.” Since Donald Trump's election, its shouted-out-loud query has frequently been heard at rock shows from ...
First ‘Spider-Man: Homecoming’ Reactions Praise a Hilarious Teen Movie Spin on Spidey
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There’s a new web-slinger in town and with the release of Spider-Man: Homecoming just around the corner, the first critical reaction to the Spidey franchise reboot have landed online. After the unprecedented deal between Marvel and Sony, Tom Holland‘s ...
List: The MFA Glossary: 42 Quick Words and Phrases You’ll Spend Two Years Learning and Using Over and Over Again in Creative Writing School
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1. thanks for sharing 2. fully inhabit 3. intrinsic 4. speculative 5. interiority 6. particularity 7. specificity 8. Dickensian 9. I got a little lost 10. media res 11. nuance 12. visceral 13. vexed 14. I character 15. pejorative 16. polemic 17. subjective 18. aphorism 19. implication 20. rupture 21. complicit 22. tangential 23. ostensibly 24. on the page 25. there is room here 26. space 27. milieu 28. propulsion 29. physicality 30. reflective surface 31. part of a larger work 32. standalone pie
Trevor Noah breaks from humor in heartbreaking monologue about Philando Castile - The Week Magazine
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The Week MagazineTrevor Noah breaks from humor in heartbreaking monologue about Philando CastileThe Week MagazineTrevor Noah described his reaction to the newly released dash cam footage of the shooting of Philando Castile in a heartbreakingly sober segment of Wednesday's The Daily Show. "I won't lie to you," Noah said. "When I watched this video, it broke me. It ...and more
Your Love of Fashion is Interfering with Your Role as a Lady Intellectual
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MEMORANDUM To: Female and female-identifying faculty, staff, and graduate students From: Dr. Hayden Prescott, Mathematics Department Chair CC: Robert Johns, Dean of Faculty Affairs Re: Proper Comportment for an Intellectual Environment It has come to my attention that certain female members of our department have recently begun presenting themselves in a manner that distracts from proper intellectual exploration. Lately, there has been a rash of demonstrated interest in cosmetics, “fashionable”
The Handkerchief Code
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The Handkerchief Code 2:57 Cruisin' for a bruisin'? Here's a handy guide to recognizing hankies in the '80s. Submitted by: Funny Or Die Worthy Keywords: The Handkerchief Code leather sunset concrete jungle new york city nyc new york cruising handkerchief code sex oral anal bdsm sexual secret watersports fist fisting circle jerk relationship commitment meaning anilingus gay homosexual sham marriage love hanky vhs psa informative tape dad father sign
Republican Health Care Bill Reveal Party
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Republican Health Care Bill Reveal Party 3:06 A couple opens up the Republican Health Care Bill to finally see what's actually inside. Submitted by: Funny Or Die Worthy Keywords: Republican Health Care Bill Reveal Party Baby Shower Parody Cake Surprise Cancer Pregnancy Heart Attack Health Insurance Medicade Pension Health Problems Views: 1,203,413
Hilarious Instagram Account Imagines Barbie As A Millennial Mom
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An Instagram account with thousands of followers is imagining a Barbie as a chic and cool modern mom, perfectly edited photos and all. Tiff the Barbie has 31,000 Instagram followers keeping track of her day-to-day life with her husband Ken (duh) and her ...
Brutally Honest Freelance Writer Bios
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Cara Lepidus earned her J.D. from Boston College before becoming a Big Law junior associate working 80 hours a week. After her first child was born, her firm’s generous “Work/Life Balance” policy allowed her to work 70 hours a week — while only cutting her salary in half. Forty pounds heavier, and unable keep both her bosses and her baby from near constant screaming, she turned to freelance writing, where she can’t hear screaming but does receive the occasional death threat via online comm
The Most Hilarious Tweets About The Whole Foods Buyout So Far
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Martha Stewart uses this secret ingredient for the best grilled cheese ever Learn how to nab Safeway's sweetest deals. Back in 1915, Marion Barton Skaggs bought his father's small grocery store in American Falls, ID for just over $1,000. With help from his ...
Mom Sends Hilarious Texts To Daughter After Running Into Football Team On Campus
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I went to a tiny liberal arts college at the northern tip of New Jersey that was so freakin' small it didn't even have a football team. Therefore, I never really had the chance to gawk over handsome football players running around the field throughout my ...
With New Video, Grandaddy Finds Humor In Grief
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Grandaddy frontman Jason Lytle has always been more comfortable with machines than people. It's a dynamic he's well-documented, and even romanticized, in his work, with tales of misfit characters and their troubled relationships with everything from robots ...
Carrie Fisher opened up about her demons — and knew she wouldn't have a Hollywood ending
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She shared, in her distinctive brand of gallows humor, such episodes as Dan Aykroyd performing the Heimlich maneuver on her after she got so wasted she choked on a Brussels sprout. She wrote about getting her stomach pumped and receiving electroconvulsive ...
Jimmy Kimmel's Father's Day Challenge Results in the Most Hilarious Dad Freak-Outs
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Although he's a father himself, Jimmy Kimmel seems committed to never allowing his fellow dads to enjoy a peaceful and relaxing Father's Day. For this year's Father's Day YouTube Challenge, the late night host called on kids to prank their dads by yelling ...
Newlyweds and Their 'Third Wheel' Go Viral With Hilarious Wedding Photos - Yahoo Food
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Yahoo FoodNewlyweds and Their 'Third Wheel' Go Viral With Hilarious Wedding PhotosYahoo FoodIt started out simply enough: When Brittney and Kody Frysinger got engaged, they asked photographer Lindsey Berger if she could re-create a photo Brittney had seen on Pinterest. The couple posed with Kody's best friend, Mitch Jolliff, and made a clever
Video: Hilarious question from reporter leaves Virat Kohli confused
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Sometimes, even amidst major disappointment, there turns up a moment when fans and others watching get a chance to smile. Virat Kohli, needless to say, was a gutted man after his side lost the final of the 2017 Champions Trophy in England on Sunday.
Perry remembered for service, humor, candor - Aiken Standard
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Aiken StandardPerry remembered for service, humor, candorAiken Standard“What you saw was what you got with Skipper Perry,” Graham said, crediting him with a great sense of humor and always being ready with a joke. House Speaker Lucas added, “He had a flair about him, and he was not afraid to say what he meant on any
The Underrated Humor of Radiohead's OK Computer - The Atlantic
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The AtlanticThe Underrated Humor of Radiohead's OK ComputerThe AtlanticBut I don't know—to listen to the newly reissued OK Computer is to be struck by the one aspect of the album that's still somehow underrated: its humor. Yes, Radiohead is perhaps the modern pop-rock act most described with the word “gloom.” Yes, OK
Milwaukee man stands up to car thieves with humor - WISN Milwaukee
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WISN MilwaukeeMilwaukee man stands up to car thieves with humorWISN MilwaukeeMathis hopes using humor -- he exaggerates a lot in the video -- will shine light on a serious issue. He thinks people will pay attention to his different approach. "They want to steal the cars and joy ride and once they crash they jump in another one ...
Everyone is Dying, But Mostly Me
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I am one of those people who walks around this Earth completely terrified of my own body.(...)Read the rest of Everyone is Dying, But Mostly Me (2,121 words) © COPYRIGHT BRITTANY GIBBONS 2014 All rights reserved. This content may not be reproduced or transmitted in any form, by any means, without the prior written permission […]
Everyone is Dying, But Mostly Me
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I am one of those people who walks around this Earth completely terrified of my own body.(...)Read the rest of Everyone is Dying, But Mostly Me (2,121 words) © COPYRIGHT BRITTANY GIBBONS 2014 All rights reserved. This content may not be reproduced or transmitted in any form, by any means, without the prior written permission […]