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'TABS': Accurate in a hilarious, floppy world filled with chicken men
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It’s a conversation that has been heard on countless walks home from school, in the workplace, and around the card table. Who would win in a fight? Samurai or Vikings? Crusaders or Romans? There have been entire books and TV shows dedicated to the topic.
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Alexandra Daddario Says 'Baywatch' Doesn't Have Any Female Characters Who Are 'Just Funny Because They're Dumb' (Video)
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“I think it was very important for all of us – the cast and obviously the producers and director [Seth Gordon] – to create female characters that weren’t just dumb and funny because they were dumb,” Alexandra said. “The point was that Baywatch ...
‘Baywatch’ is funny, sort of, but not funny enough
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There are laughs in “Baywatch” but they’re not the right kind. There are laughs of hope, as in hoping it will get better. There are laughs of encouragement, as in an audience collectively willing it to improve. And there are laughs of effort, in ...
Seinfeld in conversation “Funny is hard enough”
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The last time Jerry Seinfeld performed at Just for Laughs was in 1989. He was pretty much an unknown comic at the time, although buzz was he could soon break out in a TV series, starring and co-created by him, to debut later in the year. Skeptics in the ...
Family of Olivia Campbell share heartbreaking pictures of their ‘funny, beautiful girl’
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The family of Olivia Campbell, 15, have paid tribute to their ‘funny and beautiful girl’ (Picture: ) The heartbroken family of Olivia Campbell who was killed in the terror attack at Manchester Arena have paid tribute to their ‘funny and beautiful ...
Pat McAfee has funny reaction to Browns hiring Ryan Grigson
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Now that former Colts punter Pat McAfee is out of the league, he has free rein to do as he pleases, and to say whatever he wants. McAfee worked out a deal with Barstool Sports ahead of the Super Bowl earlier this year, which gives him the platform to say ...
Jack Black does a funny interpretation of a Daft Punk song
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The actor and musician shared this comical moment in which he interprets the song 'Within' by Daft Punk with his kids.
Ruthenberg: Kankakee: Funny name, serious Series contender
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The school with the funny sounding, often mispronounced and sometimes misspelled name is back. Kankakee Community College, Il., secured its first trip back to Enid for the NJCAA Division II World Series since 2009, the first year Enid hosted the Series ...
'Shimmer Lake' Trailer: Funny People Pack Dark New Thriller Told in Reverse (Exclusive)
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Glance at the cast listing for the upcoming Netflix release Shimmer Lake and you’d probably expect a comedy: Rainn Wilson (The Office), Ron Livingston (Office Space), Adam Pally (Happy Endings), Rob Corddry (Hot Tub Time Machine), John Michael Higgins ...
Remember This ‘Kuch Kuch Hota Hai’ Scene? Twitter’s Made A Supremely Funny Meme Out Of It.
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A motherless child, young Anjali, is in tears when she’s given ‘Maa’ as the topic to speak about at her school function. Overwhelmed by her emotions, Anjali can’t even speak a word. The next thing we see is Rahul (Anjali’s dad) taking the matter ...
Sing a Song of Sixpence (Or More)
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Chandra Clarke Some time ago, a handwritten lyric sheet — a piece of paper — for “All You Need is Love” used by John Lennon in 1967, sold for $1.04 million. This should not come as a surprise to anyone. Historically, there has always been big money in music — as witness this list of groups, albums […] Chandra Clarke - Award-winning entrepreneur. Author. Professional Optimist.
Married (And Travelling) With Children
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Chandra Clarke Erma Bombeck once said that when you look like your passport photo, it’s time to come home. It’s good advice, but if I’d followed it, I think I’d have done a u-turn about an hour into our first major trip. You see, we made the trek from our home in Canada to the south coast […] Chandra Clarke - Award-winning entrepreneur. Author. Professional Optimist.
Rent
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Chandra Clarke If you’re doling out any sympathy this week, please spare some for landlords everywhere. Hey, hey, HEY — I know this is a humour column, but that line wasn’t meant to be funny. Okay, look, I know there are plenty of landlords out there who are bad. Okay, awful. Alright, fine, there are some landlords […] Chandra Clarke - Award-winning entrepreneur. Author. Professional Optimist.
Woofing Down Your Food
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Chandra Clarke Some years ago, the folks at MIT Media Lab were working on an electronic pooch that was designed to help you stick to your diet. Wirelessly hooked up to your pedometer, your digital daily food diary and your digital bathroom scales, the dog would keep track of your progress. When you ask it, “How am […] Chandra Clarke - Award-winning entrepreneur. Author. Professional Optimist.
Intelligent Design? Yes, Please
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Chandra Clarke I’m not a fan of teaching creationism in the classroom, but it’s clear we could all use a bit more intelligent design in our daily lives. I say this because I’m convinced that product designers never actually use the things they invent; if they did, they’d hurry back to the drawing board. Consider, as a […] Chandra Clarke - Award-winning entrepreneur. Author. Professional Optimist.
Section 8F of Donald and Melania Trump’s Prenuptial Agreement: Handholding
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Following the division of assets, custody of any future children, and payout of alimony in the event of a marital dissolution, Prospective Husband (Donald J. Trump) and Prospective Wife (Melania Knaus) have agreed to the following formal handholding schedule: Schedule of Hand Holding by Year In years 1-3 of the marriage, Prospective Husband will be allowed ten (10) public hand holds per year for promotional and monetary purposes surrounding real estate, and one (1) private nighttime hand hold on
Earth’s Performance Review
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Hi, Earth. Thanks for coming in today to talk about your performance as a planet. I’m sorry we haven’t done one of these reviews yet, but I figured I would give you a few million years to get comfortable with the solar system’s expectations before I grilled you. Right off the bat, let me mention that I will not be giving you a raise during this performance cycle. Keep your nose down and continue working hard, though, and we can chat about compensation next time around. All right, let’s get into
Don’t Become a Statistic
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Last year 32.2% of the people struck by a New York City subway car were killed. Don’t become a statistic. You can do anything you want. Just don’t die on the subway tracks because it would all but guarantee your becoming a point of data that is part of a set of data. You don’t want that. While we’re at it, don’t be among the 25% of deaths that occur annually from heart disease, or the 1.6% of deaths that occur via suicide, or the 36% of deaths from food-borne illnesses caused by known pathogens.
List: Reasons Your Friend is Apologizing for Her Husband as They Leave Your Party Early
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“Sorry, he’s just tired.” “Sorry, he’s just trying to provoke discussion.” “Sorry, he just thinks pet ownership is ecologically irresponsible.” “Sorry, he just has a lot of ancestors in the Confederate army.” “Sorry, he just put a lot of money into that whole Fyre Fest thing.” “Sorry, he’s just very firm in the belief that no one should paint portraits anymore because we have cameras now.” “Sorry, he’s just on edge because your voice sounds exactly like one of his exes.” “Sorry, he’s just suffer
Open Letter: An Open Letter to My Online Student
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Dear Online Student, Did you get my email regarding Week Two’s assignment? You never submitted Week Two’s assignment, and I wanted to be sure that the failure wasn’t due to some sort of technical glitch that you weren’t aware of. Did you get my email regarding the Extra Credit assignment? You could benefit from the Extra Credit assignment. Many of you could benefit from it. Nobody has emailed me yet to say how generous it was of me to offer the Extra Credit assignment. Online Student, you have n
Here are some highlights from Jerrod Carmichael’s lengthy interview with Questlove
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The effervescent Jerrod Carmichael stopped by Questlove’s Pandora radio show, Questlove Supreme, and the stand-up had a lot of updates…
Ellen DeGeneres’ first stand-up special in 15 years is heading to Netflix
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Ellen DeGeneres is the latest comedian to head to Netflix, The Hollywood Reporter has confirmed. The as-yet-untitled hour the network…
Al Madrigal tells “The Tonight Show” about the scariest set he’s ever had
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Stand-up Al Madrigal stopped by The Tonight Show recently, and of course he sat down backstage to share his “Worst…
Erik Griffin delivers a high energy stand-up set on “The Late Late Show”
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Workaholics alum / stand-up Erik Griffin burst onto The Late Late Show set last night, delivering the kind of high-energy…
Leslie Jones set to host the 2017 BET Awards
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Just after the finale of Saturday Night Live’s 42nd season – and less than a year after she was tapped…
Donald Trump's meeting with Pope Francis, in one hilarious picture - Vox
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VoxDonald Trump's meeting with Pope Francis, in one hilarious pictureVoxIt almost looks like a farce: Trump cheerily oblivious, Pope Francis looking for all the world like he'd rather be literally anywhere else but in that room with that man, and Melania and Ivanka standing stiff and oddly morose, as if they're part of a ...Donald J. Trump - In response to the Pope: If and when... | FacebookFacebookall 1,387 news articles
Art contest highlights hilarious Earth Day hypocrisy - WND.com
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WND.comArt contest highlights hilarious Earth Day hypocrisyWND.comArt contest highlights hilarious Earth Day hypocrisy. Exclusive: Marisa Martin recounts contest environmentalists hate to see. Published: 7 hours ago. author-image Marisa Martin About | Email | Archive. Marisa Martin is a Christian, conservative ...
Paul Simon & Stephen Colbert Give Classic Song A Hilarious Trump-Era Update - HuffPost
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HuffPostPaul Simon & Stephen Colbert Give Classic Song A Hilarious Trump-Era UpdateHuffPostPaul Simon & Stephen Colbert Give Classic Song A Hilarious Trump-Era Update. The perfect tune for when you're no longer feelin' so groovy. By Ed Mazza .@PaulSimonMusic wasn't feeling groovy about 2017 so he updated “The 59th Street Bridge Song”
See Rob Gronkowski, WWE's Mojo Rawley in Hilarious 3LAU Music Video - RollingStone.com
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RollingStone.comSee Rob Gronkowski, WWE's Mojo Rawley in Hilarious 3LAU Music VideoRollingStone.comNew England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski and WWE superstar Mojo Rawley seem to be inseparable. Even though the two have been friends for awhile now, they've had quite the summer together. First Gronkowski slapped the hell out of Rawley prior to
Here's Some Hilarious Commentary On A Cat Stuck In A Pipe - HuffPost
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HuffPostHere's Some Hilarious Commentary On A Cat Stuck In A PipeHuffPostWe've all seen cats do ridiculous things. The curious little furballs always seem to be getting into trouble or knocking things down. Well, today is no different. Recently, a video surfaced of a cat stuck in a pipe. What else is new? We know there are ...
David Ortiz Recreates Boston Movie Scenes In Hilarious Fashion - CBS Boston / WBZ
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CBS Boston / WBZDavid Ortiz Recreates Boston Movie Scenes In Hilarious FashionCBS Boston / WBZBOSTON (CBS) — Once the Red Sox retire his number, David Ortiz says he'll come out of retirement. But it won't be to crush baseballs. Not anymore. Instead, Ortiz is going to crush Hollywood. The former Boston slugger has teamed up with Omaze to give a
Ed Westwick strikes White Gold in 'hilarious' new BBC comedy - Irish Examiner
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Irish ExaminerEd Westwick strikes White Gold in 'hilarious' new BBC comedyIrish ExaminerEd Westwick's new TV series White Gold has been declared “a classic in the making” following the first episode. The BBC show sees former Gossip Girl star Ed as Vincent Swan, a foul-mouthed, Thatcher-era double-glazing salesman, with The Inbetweeners
The 8 Worst Self-Help Books
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The 8 Worst Self-Help Books Just because they're bad doesn't mean you shouldn't read them! Submitted by: Keaton Patti Regular Keywords: Self-Help Self-Help Books best sellers books bad the worst life Views: 754
Tom Cruise Makes His Demands For 'Top Gun 2'
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Tom Cruise Makes His Demands For 'Top... There's a 'Top Gun 2' in the works. And as this email exchange with his agent shows, Tom Cruise has some strong opinions. Submitted by: Dan Abramson Worthy Keywords: top gun top gun 2 top gun remake tom cruise tom cruise news tom cruise top gun tom cruise agent tom cruise top gun 2 new top gun movie tom cruise in top gun Views: 56,033
We're Kid Spies And We Hate The Movie
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We're Kid Spies And We Hate The Movie... I'm a real life kid spy and I've been a part of investigating the Kremlin, stopping terrorist attacks, and risking my life for the world. The 2001 action/adventure movie 'Spy Kids' is a brutal misrepresentation of what it's like to be a real kid spy and I hate it. I hate that damn movie. Submitted by: Sam Naismith Regular Keywords: Spy Kids Kid Spies Spying Snooping around Snoppin' around Vi
Creationist Cosmos
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Creationist Cosmos 3:18 Jared, community outreach leader from the Creationist Baptist Church of Alabama, leads you on a spiritual scientific journey through Creationist Cosmos. Submitted by: Funny Or Die Immortal Keywords: Creationist Cosmos neil degrasse tyson church religion dinosaur satan lies evolution god jesus son god made them watchmaker intelligent design black hole bible old new testament christian christianity god did it heaven heavens pl